چند تا SMS خارجی

هیچ می دونین خارجیا هم مثل ما از طریق SMS جک میفرستن واسه هم؟!

پارسال که چند ماهی خارج از ایران کار می کردم یه تعداد از این جک ها رو گرفتم که میذارم اینجا حالشو ببرین:

Days are 2 Busy, Hours are 2Fast, Seconds are 2 Few But there's always Time for Me 2 disturb You!

What is the difference between Mother & Wife? One woman brings you into this world crying... & the other ensures you CONTINUE to do so!!

What is a difference between a Kiss, a Car and a Monkey? A kiss is so dear, a car is too dear and a monkey is U dear!

Do u know that your Smile takes 1000 People to Death ? Save The World......... So Plz start brushing regularly!!

So sweet is ur SMILE..... so sweet is ur STYLE..... so sweet is ur VOICE..... so sweet is ur EYE....... see how sweetly I LIE!!

Why did God Create 'you' before Me....?

B'cause he wanted to Create a 'Sample', Be 4 Creating A *Master-Piece*!

There are 4 animal species a woman needs in her life: Jaguar in her garage, mink in her closet, tiger in her bed! And ofcourse a donkey to pay her bills!!

Hello I am a virus and I am entering your brain right now..... Sorry I have to leave, I can't find a brain!

Scientists all over the world r wondering how long a human being can live without a brain... Kindly tell them ur age...!

What happened 2 ur network? I tried 2 call u but the operator said "Welcome 2 the jungle, the monkey u r trying to call is on the tree....Plz try later.”